~Tag~

I got tagged by my lovely friend
Thanks hun x3

Natural Hair Color:

[] Black - $100 

[] Blonde - $50

[] Red - $75

[x] Brown - $15 (light brown to be exactly)

[] Other - $10

 

Eye Color:

[] Blue - $50

[] Hazel -$100 

[x] Brown - $15

[] Green - $200

[] Other - $10

Height:

[] Over 7' - $200

[] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 

[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50 

[] Under 4'9 - $105

Age:

[] 41 to 50 - $150

[] 31 to 40 - $100

[] 26 to 30 - $75

[] 21 to 25 - $50

[] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100 

Birth Order:

[] Twins (or more) - $300

[x] First Born - $300 

[] Only Child - $250

[] Second Born - $150

[] Middle Child - $100

[] Last Born - $200

[] Third Born - $100

[] Fourth Born - $100

[] Fifth Born - $375

Drink?:

[] No! - $400 

[] Only holidays - $250

[x] Sometimes - $215 

[] YES - $200

[] Only weekends - $300

[] Every other day - $50

[] Once a day - $15

[] I live from the bottle - $10 

Vision:

[] perfect vision - $300 

[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 

[] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50 

[] Contacts - $25 

[] Surgical correction - $100

Family's Car Color(s):

[] White - $2,000 

[] Maroon - $800

[] Gold - $700

[] Grey - $600 

[] Blue  - $900

[] Pink - $475

[x] Black - $450 

[] Red - $400 

[x] Green- $350

[] Silver $300

[] Purple- $250

[] Metallic - $200

[] Yellow - $100

[] Primer - $75

[] Tan- $20

[] Rusted - $15

[] No Car - $0

Shoe Size:

[] Over 13 - $300

[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250

[] 11 to 12 - $700

[] 10.5 - $650

[x] 7 to 10 $600

[] Under 7 - $550

Favorite Colors: 

[] Green - $750

[x ] Black - $600 

[] Red - $800 

[] Yellow - $415

[] Brown - $50

[x] Purple - $225 

[] White - $400 

[]Aqua - $350

[] Orange - $300

[] Blue - $300 

[] Pink - $100

[] Other - $50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?:

[x] Yes - $0 

[] On Some - $120 

[] No - $1000 

How many people are you going to tag?:

[] Over 61 - $250,000

[] 51 - 60 - $100,000

[] 41 - 50 - $50,000

[] 31 - 40 - $10,000

[] 21 - 30 - $5,000

[]11 - 20 - $1,000 

[x] 1 - 10 - $500

Total of 3495 $ ^w^

Letter tag thingy

Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you ignore my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you,but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an eskimo .

Best regards, Jess

I'm sure you aren't weirded out by my lovely letter xD

Since Anniichu tagged the rest of my rl friends i just tag who ever reads this and also wanna do it x3

How the letter tag works ~

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family