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  • Listening to: Drowning Pool
I got tagged by my lovely friend :iconanniichu:
Thanks hun x3


Natural Hair Color:

[] Black - $100 

[] Blonde - $50

[] Red - $75

[x] Brown - $15 (light brown to be exactly)

[] Other - $10

 

Eye Color:

[] Blue - $50

[] Hazel -$100 

[x] Brown - $15

[] Green - $200

[] Other - $10


Height:

[] Over 7' - $200

[] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 

[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50 

[] Under 4'9 - $105


Age:

[] 41 to 50 - $150

[] 31 to 40 - $100

[] 26 to 30 - $75

[] 21 to 25 - $50

[] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100 


Birth Order:

[] Twins (or more) - $300

[x] First Born - $300 

[] Only Child - $250

[] Second Born - $150

[] Middle Child - $100

[] Last Born - $200

[] Third Born - $100

[] Fourth Born - $100

[] Fifth Born - $375


Drink?:

[] No! - $400 

[] Only holidays - $250

[x] Sometimes - $215 

[] YES - $200

[] Only weekends - $300

[] Every other day - $50

[] Once a day - $15

[] I live from the bottle - $10 


Vision:

[] perfect vision - $300 

[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 

[] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50 

[] Contacts - $25 

[] Surgical correction - $100


Family's Car Color(s):

[] White - $2,000 

[] Maroon - $800

[] Gold - $700

[] Grey - $600 

[] Blue  - $900

[] Pink - $475

[x] Black - $450 

[] Red - $400 

[x] Green- $350

[] Silver $300

[] Purple- $250

[] Metallic - $200

[] Yellow - $100

[] Primer - $75

[] Tan- $20

[] Rusted - $15

[] No Car - $0


Shoe Size:

[] Over 13 - $300

[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250

[] 11 to 12 - $700

[] 10.5 - $650

[x] 7 to 10 $600

[] Under 7 - $550


Favorite Colors: 

[] Green - $750

[x ] Black - $600 

[] Red - $800 

[] Yellow - $415

[] Brown - $50

[x] Purple - $225 

[] White - $400 

[]Aqua - $350

[] Orange - $300

[] Blue - $300 

[] Pink - $100

[] Other - $50


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?:

[x] Yes - $0 

[] On Some - $120 

[] No - $1000 


How many people are you going to tag?:

[] Over 61 - $250,000

[] 51 - 60 - $100,000

[] 41 - 50 - $50,000

[] 31 - 40 - $10,000

[] 21 - 30 - $5,000

[]11 - 20 - $1,000 

[x] 1 - 10 - $500

Total of 3495 $ ^w^

:star: Letter tag thingy :star:

Dear :iconanniichu:,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but o
ur romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you ignore my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you,but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an eskimo .

Best regards, Jess

I'm sure you aren't weirded out by my lovely letter xD

Since Anniichu tagged the rest of my rl friends i just tag who ever reads this and also wanna do it x3

How the letter tag works ~

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Jessica
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
Germany
:icontacgnolheadplz::icontacgnolarmplz: Hello Darling,
:icontacgnolbodyplz: I'm Jess, female, 17 years old, from Germany and a Gothgirl
:icontacgnolbody2plz: I love the dark aesthetics, Art and Bands
:icontacgnolbodyplz: I hope you like my drawings
:icontacgnolbodyplz: if you want you can find me on tumblr at
:icontacgnolbodyplz:xxmiss13xx (I'm way more often on there )
:icontacgnollegsplz: Feel free to message me if you'd like to
:icondivider0plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider1plz::icondivider2plz:
:iconblacksparklesplz:My real life friends:iconblacksparklesplz:
:star::iconanniichu::star::iconulqiox3::star::iconseylenes::star::iconnobodeh::star::iconkasumi-kurai::star::iconpaperlillie::star:
:iconblackheartplz:I love you guys :iconblackheartplz:
Interests
  • Listening to: Drowning Pool
I got tagged by my lovely friend :iconanniichu:
Thanks hun x3


Natural Hair Color:

[] Black - $100 

[] Blonde - $50

[] Red - $75

[x] Brown - $15 (light brown to be exactly)

[] Other - $10

 

Eye Color:

[] Blue - $50

[] Hazel -$100 

[x] Brown - $15

[] Green - $200

[] Other - $10


Height:

[] Over 7' - $200

[] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 

[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50 

[] Under 4'9 - $105


Age:

[] 41 to 50 - $150

[] 31 to 40 - $100

[] 26 to 30 - $75

[] 21 to 25 - $50

[] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100 


Birth Order:

[] Twins (or more) - $300

[x] First Born - $300 

[] Only Child - $250

[] Second Born - $150

[] Middle Child - $100

[] Last Born - $200

[] Third Born - $100

[] Fourth Born - $100

[] Fifth Born - $375


Drink?:

[] No! - $400 

[] Only holidays - $250

[x] Sometimes - $215 

[] YES - $200

[] Only weekends - $300

[] Every other day - $50

[] Once a day - $15

[] I live from the bottle - $10 


Vision:

[] perfect vision - $300 

[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 

[] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50 

[] Contacts - $25 

[] Surgical correction - $100


Family's Car Color(s):

[] White - $2,000 

[] Maroon - $800

[] Gold - $700

[] Grey - $600 

[] Blue  - $900

[] Pink - $475

[x] Black - $450 

[] Red - $400 

[x] Green- $350

[] Silver $300

[] Purple- $250

[] Metallic - $200

[] Yellow - $100

[] Primer - $75

[] Tan- $20

[] Rusted - $15

[] No Car - $0


Shoe Size:

[] Over 13 - $300

[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250

[] 11 to 12 - $700

[] 10.5 - $650

[x] 7 to 10 $600

[] Under 7 - $550


Favorite Colors: 

[] Green - $750

[x ] Black - $600 

[] Red - $800 

[] Yellow - $415

[] Brown - $50

[x] Purple - $225 

[] White - $400 

[]Aqua - $350

[] Orange - $300

[] Blue - $300 

[] Pink - $100

[] Other - $50


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?:

[x] Yes - $0 

[] On Some - $120 

[] No - $1000 


How many people are you going to tag?:

[] Over 61 - $250,000

[] 51 - 60 - $100,000

[] 41 - 50 - $50,000

[] 31 - 40 - $10,000

[] 21 - 30 - $5,000

[]11 - 20 - $1,000 

[x] 1 - 10 - $500

Total of 3495 $ ^w^

:star: Letter tag thingy :star:

Dear :iconanniichu:,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but o
ur romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you ignore my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you,but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an eskimo .

Best regards, Jess

I'm sure you aren't weirded out by my lovely letter xD

Since Anniichu tagged the rest of my rl friends i just tag who ever reads this and also wanna do it x3

How the letter tag works ~

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Fyrrea Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you by Fyrrea  
Hello!
Thanks for your support La la la la I'm very happy you liked my art!
Have an awesome day Hug,
Gosia
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Thanks for faving [Escaflowne] Night Flight !! :shylove:  
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Means alot! :iconbummy1::iconbummy2:
My sincere apologies for not thanking you earlier! <33 :iconchitandasmileplz:
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Thank you for the fave!! :)
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you are welcome lovely :iconblackheartplz:
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thank you for the fav and the watch
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Wolverina13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you are very welcome honey x3 i think your artwork is stunning, love it :iconblackheartplz:
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Thank you for the watch! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Wolverina13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're very welcome i love your art style :iconblackheartplz:
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Danke für den fave! :3
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Gern geschehen x3
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Thx for the fave! :D
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You are welcome dear :iconblackheartplz:
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Thank you for a watch! ^^
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Thanks so much for watch :D !
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Thank you very much for the watch!!!
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Ahhhh thank you so much for the watch bby:iconmuahplz: I really appreciate it <333

If you like my art feel free to check me out on YouTube ,Tumblr , or Facebook  :iconasdfghbeeplz: //shamelessly advertises LOL
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thank you so much for the fav ♥
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Thanks for the fav and the watch, it really supports me!!
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